Who’s Cleverer — Stan My Boss or Shelley The Slug?

Why I think a slug would make a better boss!

Shelley vs Stan. By author.

This slug is called Shelley. My boss is called Stan.
Stan is a typical boss. Shouty and loud, overconfident and difficult, great at deflecting blame and accusing other people. He’s also outspoken and painfully stressed (painful for me and my colleagues as much as him!).
Shelley is a typical slug. She…