What Your Tech Really Thinks About You

It turns out they’re not as fond of you as you are of them

Sound system

I should have the perfect life. A master of the classics like me, playing the best of the best to a connoisseur.

Instead, I go, “Boom! tish, tish, crash! Boom! Boom Boom.” And now a wail, like a mating fox. What is this nonsense…