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Curator #1: But guys, it’s the holidays. C’mon! If we curate her, that one green bar will spike nice and high on the day it comes out. And then each day after, they’ll come down incrementally until they’re completely flat again. That way, the whole graph will sort of resemble the shape of an evergreen Christmas tree.
Stephanie D. Lewis
Rachel Dodman
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That literally nade me laugh out loud! Thank you!
Rachel is a freelance writer from the UK. Check out her latest novella Downhill From Wednesday on Amazon! www.racheldodman.com
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